The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
Even though I consciously realize how stupid it is, whenever a TV show/movie/song references or says the name of my city/state/general area, my brain always gets really excited and goes, “HEY HEY THAT’S ME! THEY SAY PLACE AND I AM PLACE! ME FEEL IMPORTANT! THEY TALK ABOUT ME!”
- crush: so who's your crush
- me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU